Praise Cheeses

Feeling unusually, unreasonably good right now for a guy who can’t get a job, a date or a break. So don’t you assholes ruin it.

Thr hookers are working on Sunday… in the rain. There is no day of rest on Dickerson

3 cups of coffee and a massive omelet w. @misstrashley and I’m ready to face the day. And by that I mean not doing shit.

wondering if i can get away with parking in the handicaps while i’ve still got this wheelchair in my back seat.

Way too sober for 12th and Poser

Always relieved when I realize I don’t have to tip the guy at taco bell. Does that make me cheap?

her: he said she’s slept with half of nashville. me: half of nashville has slept with half of nashville.

looking for a reason to leave the house… any reason…

dear clients… don’t ask me to put the rush job on your shitty video right before putting $24 down on your $250 balance.

movie shoot cancelled today. no call no show from actor. considering a recast and shooting the whole damn thing over again.