22nd
Feeling unusually, unreasonably good right now for a guy who can’t get a job, a date or a break. So don’t you assholes ruin it.
Feeling unusually, unreasonably good right now for a guy who can’t get a job, a date or a break. So don’t you assholes ruin it.
3 cups of coffee and a massive omelet w. @misstrashley and I’m ready to face the day. And by that I mean not doing shit.
wondering if i can get away with parking in the handicaps while i’ve still got this wheelchair in my back seat.
her: he said she’s slept with half of nashville. me: half of nashville has slept with half of nashville.